Squeeze me Macaroni - Mr. Bungle

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi's jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

Gerard Manley Hopkins

Pied Beauty

Glory be to God for dappled things--

For skies of couple-colour as a brinded cow;

For rose-moles all in stipple upon trout that swim;

Fresh-firecoal chestnut-falls; finches' wings;

Landscape plotted and pieced--fold, fallow, and plough;

 And all trades, their gear and tackle and trim.

All things counter, original, spare, strange;

Whatever is fickle, freckled (who knows how?)

With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim;

He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change:

                                     Praise Him.

My Role as a Teacher

When I began to study English Pedagogy in 2004 at Universidad de Las Americas, I was very enthusiastic in terms of acquiring new knowledge, specially in English.

The first year (2004) was so easy to me because I had studied english before, for two years, at Universidad Cardenal Raul Silva Henriquez (ex Blas Cañas), so I was familiarized with the University's life. In that year almost all of the subjects were related to English such as Linguistics, Grammar and Phonetics.

In the second year (2005) I had my first subjects related to Education, I studied some behaviorism and developmental theories in Psicology, this was so fascinating because I could see which are the new directions in terms of Education and the new approaches in learning and teaching a foreing language.

The third year (2006) was much more interesting than the second one, because I could studied subjects related to how to manage a class and how to evaluate the students, how to make a test, also I did my first practice at school, this was so fascinating to me because I felt that I was doing what I wanted to be the rest of my life, a teacher.
But that year I realized that being a teacher is not only deliver contents to your students, is not knowing everything as an encyclopaedia, being a teacher is much more than that. I could see that in subjects such as Jefatura y Mediación Escolar and Orientación y Mediación de Conflictos Escolares, these subjects made me change my position to face the Pedagogy.

This year (2007) has been very special to me because apart from be the last year in the university, I have learnt a lot of things during this year like being a better person, in order to be the best educator in the future and try to improve the Chilean Education or at least give my efforts to do that, I found my real vocation this year, I really know what I want to be next years.
I don´t want to be an english teacher forever, I am considering to study other kinds of Educational fields such as Mediación Escolar or Orientación Educacional, because I feel very confortable and cofident with those kinds of subject.

In the future I will try to be the best teacher, I know there are some things to improve but I will face them with the same strength that I have. I will be worry about my students, I will be methodic and organized, I will keep my students' marks in order, I will try my students will be a better people in order to they change their future and make this country a powerful one in terms of Culture, Lifestyle and Education.

Education prevails, forever!!!